ricksanscrotum:

did you ever realize that you could just get up right now and start walking somewhere far far away and never come home again

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idkhumor:

idkhumor:

one time my dog ate a lb of brown sugar, 2 sticks of butter, half a pizza, a tin of toffee, and half a pan of cinnamon rolls in one night when she was a puppy

10 years later

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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